Cthulhu Gets on the Paleo Diet

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lyrics

A Great Old One looked in the mirror
(A Great Old One looked in the mirror)
He looked at his thighs, he looked at his rear
(He looked at himself and he shed a tear)
“I don’t scare people like I used to”
(He don’t scare people like he used to)
“I gotta make a change, the answer’s clear”
(He’s making a change, gonna cause some fear)

Cthulhu’s on the paleo diet
(Cthulhu’s on the paleo diet)
Cthulhu’s tryin’ to lose some weight
(Cthulhu’s tryin’ to lose some weight)
Cthulhu’s on the paleo diet
(Don’t tell no one — he said to stay quiet)
Cthulhu’s tryin’ to lose some weight
(He just can’t stand to finish his plate)

A Great Old One looked in the mirror
(A Great Old One looked in the mirror)
He looked at his thighs, he looked at his rear
(He looked at himself and he shed a tear)
“I don’t scare people like I used to”
(He don’t scare people like he used to)
“I gotta make a change, the answer’s clear”
(He’s making a change, gonna cause some fear)

This cosmic god’s on the paleo diet
(This cosmic god’s on the paleo diet)
This cosmic god’s gonna lose some weight
(This cosmic god’s gonna lose some weight)
This cosmic god’s on the paleo diet
(Don’t tell no one — you’ll start a riot)
This cosmic god’s gonna lose some weight
(When he’s done, he’s gonna look great)

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from Spare Jingles?, released August 26, 2021
Casey Lenhart — performance
Breese Sherman — writing, performance, production

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